Bemoaning the fact that you don't have a giant cob of corn to sit upon and while away the hours? Jealous of all your nifty friends and their inexplicably large collections of corn related paraphernalia? Tired of making excuses for why you don't possess any corn?
Well mope no longer! For one easy payment $110AUD you can have you very own, genuine, garden variety giant piece of corn.
I don't believe I've ever seen a happier man.
Carrying such a large corn around to sit on must be tiring work. Clearly that is why he has paused and had a gnaw every now and then.
ReplyDeleteI love it! I have to say that I was coveting a hand chair the other day. I had the thought that I would really enjoy a whole loungeroom of hands....... Too strange?
ReplyDeleteThat certainly is a big piece of corn.
ReplyDeleteAt least it's not on his toe.
ReplyDeleteew. I just thought of melting butter sliding off a toe...
ReplyDeleteThe room of hands is slightly creepy Dell (but I have issues with hand chairs...)
I do however like the large bite missing from the side.
In my minds eye I see a group of young farm boys sitting around a camp fire eating cobs of flame grilled corn, dripping with butter and pepper (the corn, not the boys), whilst they sit on their giant corn stools.